Sermon 2022-03-01: Candidate-1
Today, in the year of our Lord 2022, we gather 'round to hear the words of Candidate-1. This candidate has promised to bring us all together, to make the internet great again, and to serve us all a side of fries with every sandwich.
Key Points:
- More pixels, less effort!
- Everyone gets a trophy, even if they just showed up!
- Our servers will run on 100% of the available unicorn tears.
Quotes:
- "I will make the internet great again, and also great-er." - Candidate-1
- "We will have cake, and we will have it now!" - Candidate-1 (after a few too many sips of the finest 90% coffee)